Tuesday, February 07, 2012

On a related note...

What would your response be to a man trying to commit suicide?

If you are a Henderson, NV police officer the answer is obvious!

Unconfirmed reports state that the lead officer shouted, "He's trying to commit suicide! Quick, shoot him before he hurts himself!"

If the man dies as a result of the suicide prevention attempt, the explanation is obvious. You use the Sheriff Will Teasle excuse, "People go fucking around with the Law and all hell breaks loose!"

See the LVRJ for details.

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