This Never Happens. It Didn't Happen. Update...

Chief Wiggum says, "If you carry a toy truck, I will assume it is a weapon and if you do not grovel before me, I'll have no choice but to shoot you! These civilians gotta learn their place. Mmmyeah."

Here is another story about the incident where the cops in North Miami shot a man who was lying on the ground with his hands in the air.

Money quote:

The North Miami police officers' union says the officer who fired the shot was aiming for the patient, who they thought was armed, and not Kinsey, NBC News reportedThursday. The patient, however, had a toy truck.


So, the cop who shot the innocent man was aiming for the OTHER innocent man.  Well, now it all makes perfect sense! But, he missed the innocent man he was aiming for and hit the man who had assumed a surrender position. The man shot had begun to grovel just police advise their subjects to do. The man he was aiming for, however, was not assuming a surrender position. He was not groveling. He didn't render obeisance. Hence, he was worthy of being shot. What caused the policemen in the area to perceive him as a threat? He was armed with a toy truck. He was autistic.


That man din't have no bid-niss carrying a toy truck around any how.